me not having net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

check out dis site
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please read it throughhttp
://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/

throm ka brother
me back from pre final submissions
check these out buckos and buckettes .
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lenght warning
may be clinically boring
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deBroglie, caught quite unawares,
Observed a mixed state of affairs:
'Twas Schroedinger's cat
Who quietly sat,
While running away down the stairs.
________bruce elliot

There was a man who said, "God,"
It has always struck me as odd
that the sycamore tree
simply ceases to be
when there's no one about in the quad."

"Dear Sir, Your astonishment's odd;
I am always about in the quad:
And that's why the tree
will continue to be,
since observed by
Yours faithfully, God.


________dunno who rote dis on my desk last sem but man id love to have met him


A Brief History of Gravity

It filled Gallileo with mirth
To watch his two rocks fall to Earth.
He gladly proclaimed,
"Their rates are the same,
And quite independent of girth!"

Then Newton announced in due course
His own law of gravity's force:
"It goes, I declare,
As the inverted square
Of the distance from object to source."

But remarkably, Einstein's equation
Succeeds to describe gravitation
As spacetime that's curved,
And it's this that will serve
As the planets' unique motivation.

Yet the end of the story's not written;
By a new way of thinking we're smitten.
We twist and we turn,
Attempting to learn
The Superstring Theory of Witten!



_____________done in class during toppo bhagwans subject.Toppo u rock


Fussy Electrons

by David Morin, Eric Zaslow, E'beth Haley, John Golden, and Nathan Salwen

An electron is sure hard to please.
When spread out, it sometimes will freeze.
Though agoraphobic,
It's still claustrophobic,
And runs off when put in a squeeze.

>D


Story of farad
ne allusions to charcters living or deadis downright intended


Miss Farad was pretty and sensutal
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
______urs truly

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looky here
dis ones on one desk at osmania university
friggin awesome ppl

12 + 144 + 20 + 3\|4           2
-------------------- + 5*11 = 9  + 0
        7

a dozen, a gross, and a score
plus three times the square root of four
divided by seven
plus five times eleven
is nine squared and not a bit more



and my teacher taught me dis
actually her daughter did but wat the heck

I used to think math was no fun
'Cause I couldn't see how it was done
Now Euler's my hero
And I now see why zero
Equals e^iπ+1

yah and if deres neone reading ull probably think "dis jerk tas such a long break from the internet and this is all he can come up with?"
well ur damn right dis is all he can come up with .... >P
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ps__________if neone knows anymore plsm pls likhne ka kasht karey.i really love limericks and any more are welcomed with wide open eyes.
'(O,O)'

of this and that

Has anyone ever wonderer about backstabbers?
i mean why is it the back they stab?
sure the explanation is that they attack the ultimate blind spot but ill tell ye a story laddie why the back is a very sad place to be.
me and some freinds of mine went to the music room
a freind of mine(drummer ,Abhinav) started his gig on the drums when i wanted to try my hand at it.
i asked him nicely, appealed to our freindship,appealed to the spitit of gayness, and reminded him of those hajmolas i got him to lemme have a go 1st
he said i sucked anyway and told me wait for my turn.
*ping*
i see red
then i went behind him with the thought of tickling him till he begs me to stop and.....................




Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let this be a lesson unto us to find better places to stab ;
for that depraved soul had farted.

:D

kuku wid a bag! george in the girls seat! me bald and riding! The end of the world is here!!!!!

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BIT mesra a pretty (decent college btw)runs its internet via a supercomputer in the rnd building
the process of deterring anything between would be cyber crimelords to psychologically starved perverts is undertaken by the faculty who then pass the blame on to the fourth years of the cs department
at first they had banned all na sites(commendable as that had been , the overall eve teasing had increased since.plain logic -da starved ver starved even more ,duh)
then they banned orkut on the excuse of marks.(not that they did not have a point.still ,the die hard orkut addicts shall find a WAY - dats da 11th commandment mon)
then the man started sticking it up mine by banning those strategy sites for games
k games out.
p2p sharing sites found themselves locked out of the system next(limeware still wrkd tho tak abt retardedness)
then what our enlightened seniors did was banned google .
yep this is no typo .
they banned google
then the message that greeted me was that my account had been frozen for accessing forbidden sites.it told me to check the mail inbox for the list of sites i had visited and wat i had to do to recreate an account.
(later i had red the mail in a cyber cafe.btw i dont use the internet for 'accessing forbidden sites'-wats da lan for?
newway there was some 79 sites -all the way from ccc to na .i jotted them down tho ,some
sounded poromising)
apparently that wasnt the height of retardedness tho
i tried to access my email account and got


Dear BARC101807,

This is a message from the Network Committee of BIT.

The web site you are trying to access:
www.gmail.com/
is listed as a site within the category -Mail

Current Internet Access Configuration does not allow you to visit sites within this category at this time.


apparently the geniuses had blocked gmail.....................
i mean O_o ?





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arnab ovr and out

frget mumbai ! mesras the capital

yah dat happens 2 be kuku and sujitesh going into those bouts of insanity that afflict h7 inhabitants when there is a lack of females around

they ;as hav all of us; been much bettr off since the bill was passed
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:D

da man an me

throm ka brother
dis is wierd

i dunno wat it it abt bathrooms

i get stimulated within

whether it be my hand or hed or bowels

that and when i hav just seen a movie and im having trouble digesting the full implications of.

dis one was at my coll

da coll bathroom is a uniquely stimulating

h7 bit mesra south wing ground floor bathroom

so there i was in the bathroom feeling pretty mich dumped off at whatever was holding a bit of shit inside and my hed was full of a movie i saw just then and in conjunction wid a movie i had seen before

consider a world where deres a man

now ive been dere at skool and deres a man who comes and steps on dat nifty rubbr band car.

he comes again later and reads out to the class that note you were thinking whether or not to pass

he hasnt yet cme in college yet but hes olways dere

da dark silhouette on da door n i dunno whn hell come l8er but hes dere and hell march in whenever i take my eyes off him

n dats when hes being nice

when hes being nasty he makes governments attack its own citizens,he makes people watch him as he sodomizes dem

he drops a ittle boy and a fat man on dem
so wat i do is watch da door,not my work,not my food,not my unfinished chair in the shd,not dat girl who actually returned my call.

i watch da man
so i gow up

maybe ill grow up 2 hav alotta letters b4 my name and ill hav scarlet johannson(brittany murphy wud work as well) trying2 controll three kids screaming daddy when dey seeme come up the drive what then does the man see?
he sees an average office mop in his stiff uncmfrtable collar and starched white shirt.
he sees me work my butt off and sign outhe sees me open a car
he sees me go homehe sees me ,my scarlet johannson ,my 3 kids
its payday

he sees me slash dat card

sm1 tells me ive recieved wat used 2 be da green stuff back whe i was a kid

i slash that card on my car to open it

i slash that card on the grocery store to bring home da potatos.

i slash that card on my door.it opens and lets me in
hell i even slash that card on my shitpot so that my daily digestive diagnosis thingummybob is saved under my name
so wat dos da man do in this situation

in fact before i ask that question,where the hell am i in the equation?

just where i work my butt ofim the hand that slashes the card nothing more
so wat dos the man do

remember even my scarlet johannson lives about now

probably da terrorist and da alleged al qaeda are even more hi tech now.

probably da card was introduced as a social security measure.so shes pretty shit scared of nething al qaedaish.

hell its probably not even a card its probably a chip in my hip

in this scenario wat dos da man do to stick it up mine?
he shuts down my chip

i go to my car.

da car guesses that im some road obstacle.

i think in dat world even dogs are given chips.

da car wont even do the courtesy of thinking that im a dog.

so i run to the chip stand nd tell dem somethings wrong

btw i cant even go to my scarlet johannson cuz her door wont open and she'll think its some local kid disguised as me trying to hump her.

probably da fone wont work because of that building dat blew up the other day and it is suspected that al qaeda did it using a fone so -no fone for the un chipped.

now i wal across the street 2 get to a cab.

den i realize the green stuff dsnt exist how do i pay da cab when my chip is out?

so i walk

I walk down the street and i set off some alarm as an unchipped entity as i cross the street at the lights.
da police come to check

dey see a sweating asian with olive skin

im an asian

so da police fall back and call the homeland security or some such fancy squad

dey get me into a room
im in a room

a pure white room with no one

im strapped up

there are people on the other side of the white wall ahead of me but i cant see them

they can see me

they see an asian wake up and break into a spontaneous sweat.

they are the men who faced the media when the media demanded why had not those terrorists ;responsible for blowing up that building the other day; been captured

they see me all right

they see a scapegoat
i make it to the front page

scarlet johannsons' mother would tell her that i was a no good layabout from the start

shes sorry that she was with me

on the chairi wish the shock would start the chip and tell people that im innocent

no point thothe authorities wouldnt own up to a mistake neway

im on the chair

then i see the man megalomania

this is his worldand i didnt have this forced on me

i chose it myself

i chose to trade in my card for the chip

i chose to have a card in the first place

i didnt see through the blatant false government

it was my choice and i chose to sit on the chair

i gess not very cheery eh?im pretty sure im gonna be proved true in a decade or two

its a damn gestapo act all over again

da new rocket of russia rocks by the way

that is to say it would hav rocked if the red army had used it to stop the war on iraq

it was made by then
sadly thw red army is funded by pretty much the same people that put the green stuff into the hands of the gi

:(wat they want happen......

but dere is time

dis is a scenario painted 20 years in advance

deres time

dere ,as jack black once rightly pointed out ,used to be a way to stick it to tha man

sadly da man went and spoiled dat as well with a thing called mtv

.arnab over and out